Birds Aren't Real Can Coolers Black 4 Pack BAR I Am A Lie

You are getting a four pack of genuine birds aren't real can coolers. The Birds Aren't Real movement has been active since 1976. Once a preventative cause, our initial goal was to stop the genocide of real birds. Unfortunately this was unsuccessful, and the government has since replaced every living bird with robotic replicas. Now our movement's prerogative is to make everyone aware of this fact. We are the voice brave enough to cry out. We are the storm thundering across the horizon. We are the candle in the dark room. We are the only hope this country has left. For years, your rights have been violated. We care about that. We care that the government watches you drive to work, eat, and sleep. They see everything from above, without an ounce of consent from their own citizens. The government should not exist as a separate entity from the citizens- that is what a democracy is all about. We need to take this country back. You don't have to be a brainwashed sheep. Through the simple act of understanding that Bird-Drone surveillance is happening on a mass level, we slowly become human again. In our movement, there are beacons of light who run their own state-categorized chapters. They have taken the responsibility of assurance the continuation of activism in their communities. We call them "The Bird Brigade". This can cooler four pack is an excellent way to spread the feathered gospel whether you are in a bird brigade or a solitary agent.

• A four (4) pack of high quality can coolers in black cooler perfect for parties, gatherings, community events, beaches, pools, backyards, holiday events
• The can coolers are made of a strong and durable neoprene material and features a sewn top edge to help ensure longevity and prevent stretching of the top
• Each can cooler features two images - side 1 features the classic Birds Aren't Real logo which was one of the first used logos for spreading the feathered gospel
• Each can cooler features two images - side 2 features the "I am a lie" design which is a clear and easy conversation starter for those around you who don't understand the truth
• These can coolers are designed to have a very snug fit around your beverage of choice so no accidents happen and to ensure the longest duration of coldness for your favorite drink