Bitch on Wheels Imperial Blonde Ale All Grain Beer Recipe Kit

A Bitchin' Blonde on a Rampage to Please!

Recipe Style: Blonde Ale All Grain Beer Recipe Kit 

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A Bitchin' Blonde on a Rampage to Please!

RECIPE SIZE:: 5 GALLONS

ABV: 9.0%

COLOR: 6 SRM

ORIGINAL GRAVITY: 1.086

FINAL GRAVITY: 1.017

IBU: 79

READY IN: 8 WEEKS

STARTER: YES

2 STAGE: OPTIONAL

Let's get something straight right now. This is not your grandpa's lawnmower beer, which harkens back to a simpler time with a gentlemanly smile and a tip of the hat. No, this bitchin' double blonde is about a lecherous grin and 9% alcohol, which will steamroll your tastebuds with a mosaic of massive hop flavors, including citrus, pine, mango, lemon and tropical fruits so that you'll all but forget about that velvety smooth malt teetering on big bitterness that you've chilled down so cold that your adenoids will ache and demand another pint to placate that pain. Quite honestly, this is a beer that you drink BEFORE you cut the grass, so when you run over that rock or roller skate or your lost set of car keys, you won't care a less. In fact, you'll just let that lawnmower go and zigzag in powerdrive across your neighbor's yard before it comes to a splashing halt in the duck pond. But do you care? Hell no, because your hand is holding this curvy blonde that's on a bitchin' rampage to please!